Tuesday, August 27, 2024

Invocation for the Dawn of a Red State School Year

Welcome back, Students,

you might notice a few
changes this year:

We cannot teach you

Real History,
nor Real Social Studies,

no genocide nor slavery
no systems of iniquities

and no Real Science,
nor even Real Biology,

lest you learn too much about
chromosomes and biodiversity

and the preacher down the street
should happen to disagree...

And no Real Literature,
even the classics
which your parents
and grandparents learned
...and loved...

And don't worry,

we've emptied
the shelves
in the library

of so many Real Books
about Real Lives
and Real Loves
of Real People
and Real Experiences

including the Reality
that human babies
are not delivered by storks
and also, that sexual abuse:
rape, and molestation,
are very Real Things, too.

And we can neither
Acknowledge nor Affirm
who you Really Are:
not your Pronouns
not your Name

And we cannot discuss
your Real Family
and your very Real Parents
who Really love the Real You
if they do not fit the
Aryan Family Ideal.

No! Not even
if your grandparents
and great-grandparents
or perhaps even
your great-great grandparents
fought against this Nazi nonsense
nearly a century ago.

No, now, our Statehouses
and our Governors
fully embrace it
and demand it
for you've got to be
carefully taught*
lest the teachers be
fined and fired
the dollars add up
the careers fade away

And remember,
Red State Students,
you don't need College
to Succeed
for the Corporations
are your Salvation
and they need Bodies
to Consume
the younger the better

We'll defund any University here
who dares to offer 'DEI'

And remember,

We can't have you
learning elsewhere
what we won't teach you here.

After all...

If Education is Power,
then Empires would crumble
and Tyrants might fall...

--
*the lyric, "you've got to be carefully taught," comes from the 1949 Rodgers and Hammerstein musical, 'South Pacific,' which was frequently banned for discussing topics such as racism and interracial marriage. It was more recently quoted by Lin Manuel-Miranda in 'Hamilton.'
--
2024, Rev. Le Anne Clausen de Montes. May be shared and reprinted with attribution. Le Anne is a former international human rights worker and peacemaker, prisoner of conscience, and pastor in the Presbyterian Church- PC(USA). She coordinates the Iowa Faith Leadership Network, Neurodiversity-Affirming Congregations, and the Center for Faith and Peacemaking. She resides and raises four children in Iowa, where a series of recent laws, including SF 496, ban books describing sex, LGBTQIA+ content, and other diversity-related content and materials from the public K-12 curriculum, and ban DEI support programs and content from public colleges and universities. Her most recent published work may be found in 'A Liturgy for All Bodies' (Cyclical, 2023).

Friday, August 23, 2024

On the Real Value of One's Education: Vocation, Greed, and the Student Loan Crisis

At the beginning of another school year, I write this reminder:

The value of an education,
and especially higher education,
is not solely,
nor even primarily,
economic gain
(aka, the size of your paycheck).

Unfortunately, our country's dominant political narrative since the 1980's has been that it should be reserved as a luxury for the already, or perhaps soon-to-be, wealthy. This narrative has been increasingly reinforced with every recession, every collapse of an industry that required a college education, the soaring cost of college following government budget cuts, and of course, the U.S. student loan crisis.

Education, including early childhood education, PK-12, higher education, vocational education, continuing education, and lifelong education, should be a universal human right, available to every person who has the desire to learn and grow. This is how we move forward as a human society; and likewise, we break apart as a society whenever we try to restrict who has access to complete their education--whether by race, by gender, by religion, by nationality, or by economic status.

What the student loan crisis and the for-profit university scandals in the United States have taught us in these past few decades is that education should not become a commodity for profit, because it then becomes a weapon to do harm rather than to help people live into their full calling and vocation.

We will do well in this country to follow the example of many other countries in the rest of the world--to invest in our people and their education as a common good, for our common future--rather than denying people the opportunity or exploiting them financially due to their families' socioeconomic background.

--
2024, Rev. Le Anne Clausen de Montes. May be shared or reprinted with attribution. Le Anne is a graduate of Mason City Schools and Wartburg College in Iowa, and was an international human rights worker and peacemaker prior to seminary. She is working to create the Peace Center of North Iowa, and coordinates the Iowa Faith Leadership Network, We Parent Together, and The Way of St. Elizabeth. Le Anne's most recent published work is included in 'A Liturgy for All Bodies,' (Cyclical, 2023).

Saturday, August 17, 2024

If Meredith Willson's Mother Had Facebook

 If Meredith Willson's mother had Facebook,

She might've written about
the rows and rows
of marching band uniforms
lined up on dress racks
at the start of the school year;
and the concert tuxedos
for orchestra and band both
and the industrial-strength suspenders
and the snaps
that hold those pants in place.

And of the fitting process
and the unfamiliar sizing
and the, 'yes, it looks okay
with the arms at the side,
but put your arms up
like you're actually playing
your trombone
your viola
your cello
your tuba
your flute
oh yes, definitely
you'll want a bit more
freedom to really move.'

And a conversation about
the relative merits
of marching uniforms
that zip up the back
or button up the front;
back zippers require
someone to 'have your back,'
but they sure look snappy

And when you are in orchestra or band
you have two more years of practice
wearing tuxedos for prom
than anyone else at school

And of how the gowns are kind of convenient
because they don't get quite as overheated
under the lights during the concert

And then over to the table
for the shoes
And the gloves
(gloves are for
the marching band,
not the orchestra,
because that might be
rather difficult on strings)

And with reminders to go find
a white, button-down shirt
and black socks
to go with the tuxedo
before the first concert, please

And the small army of mothers
who keep everything organized,
tagged, labeled, noted, listed,
bringing order to chaos
with remarkable efficiency
and grace and humor
for managing
teens at the end of summer break
before the first school bell has rung

and the amazement of mothers
being newly initiated
to the process.

--

(c) 2024. Le Anne Clausen de Montes has a 9th grade Orchestra student at Mason City High School in Mason City, IA, home of 'The Music Man.' Their family also includes a 7th grade trombonist, a 6th grade cellist/ string bassist, and a 3rd grader biding her time with a ukelele. She is also a co-Admin of the Mason City Musicians Facebook group, and composes church, protest, and choral music at New Songs for Peacemakers. May be shared and reprinted with attribution to the author and link to original post.