Thursday, April 11, 2024

On New Cornerstones, Old Wineskins, and Good Seeds Sown Poorly

 I have been thinking considerably about creating a co-denominational body that can provide an equitable path to ordination/ a credentialing body for people who currently face barriers due to discrimination (sex, gender identity, orientation, race, ethnicity, disability, nation of origin, etc.) in their home denomination. This might be very similar to the Extraordinary Candidacy Project in the ELCA, but with a wider and more ecumenical focus.


I believe we need to prioritize finding leaders who are more Christlike in their treatment of the poor, the hungry, the sick, those in prison, the foreigner, the outcast, and the dying. We need to prioritize leaders who care more about people's basic needs than they do about defending the institutional church-- especially in times and places where people have been harmed or abused by the institutional church.

For years in seminary and ministry, I've heard variations of the saying, 'All you need to succeed in ministry is a penis and a pulse.' Granted, this was spoken in clergy circles within a binary cisgender framework, but it has proven too painfully true for too many gifted candidates for ministry:

To borrow from the parable, sometimes these 'good seeds' were deliberately sown into the rockiest places, thrown to the birds, or thrown out altogether, so that they would have no opportunity to grow or thrive.

Meanwhile, too often, people who should not have been in ministry, but who were advanced because they occupied the preferred skin suit, have done enormous harm by preying on the people they were called to serve.

And I believe we need to create a new ecumenical movement or entity into which each mainline Protestant denomination (or at least the inclusive, diversity-welcoming congregations and leaders thereof) can begin to dismantle their 'old wineskins' and become something new.

Each mainline Protestant denomination came to this country as a White European Immigrant movement; each of these denominations got a boost due to the Baby Boom and White Flight; and none of these things are solid ground--instead they have proven to be a crumbling foundation of sand. Each mainline denomination has already begun to talk about institutional collapse, because we are in a new reality, a new world that does not in many ways resemble the world of post-WW2. (And in many ways, nor would we want to go back to that time).

The stones which were once rejected can become the New Cornerstones.

Those who were forced to be 'last, lowest, and least,' may now be called to move up.

Behold, God may yet be calling us and leading us to make all things new.

And while I think, 'who am I to dream such things?' I also am reminded--who was any Reformer to do so? And what did they go through in order to do what they did?

Give Us That Country Club Jesus

 Give us that Country-Club Jesus

and that Country-Club Gospel
with that Country-Club Commission
to bring in the people
with the 'right' pedigree.

You know the ones--
the ones who can write the big checks
for our aging building
who can park their fancy new cars
in our empty parking lot
who have nice architectural homes
in enviable neighborhoods
and fashionable clothes
and all the right connections
with all the influential people, and
whose children are magically silent
at all the right times
but they look so nice,
dressed up, picture-perfect
like accessories in the pews
and make us feel good about ourselves
and magically never have needs.

And then perhaps they'll bring
their Country-Club friends, too--
with their own big checks
for our aging building
and their own nice cars
for our empty parking lot
and their own fashionable clothes
from all the right stores
and all their right connections
to influential people
and their own magical children
to make our church look less old.

But God,
it's all going wrong:
You keep sending us people in poverty
people who are hungry
people who are homeless
and foreigners
and unwed mothers, and
people with disabilities
and people with problems
that make us feel uncomfortable
and they probably can't even afford
to donate anything for our building.

And they bring regular children
who make noise at all the wrong times
and who wiggle
and who are not in picture-perfect dress-up clothes
and who make us feel old and tired.

And God help us if they bring their friends
with their beat-up old cars
or no cars at all
and no fancy clothes
and no influential connections
and no architectural homes
in enviable neighborhoods.

They'll probably let their kids
play basketball in our parking lot
and run around on our lawn
and they might scuff the paint.
God, we really can't have that.

Jesus, why do you keep sending us
all these undesirable people?
Don't You know
this isn't going to work?
Haven't You ever attended
a Church Growth seminar?

This just isn't going to get us anywhere.
And if we welcome them in,
then maybe others of us will leave
and go to some other church
where we don't have to worry about
these things.

Le Anne Clausen de Montes, 2024